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well, well, well.
well, well, well, well.
well, well, well, well, well, well, WELL.

seems no one has input any data in these shiny new supposedly safe nso forums yet, save for the introductory launch message made by the nso themselves of course.
i suppose it's up to me to do the honors.

tell me, when you think of classical movies what is the first thing that comes to your mind?
asking for research purposes of course.

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Oh no, I just volunteer from time to time! I work as a bartender. The most I can protect people from is thirst.

I am a meta-human, though. I manipulate electricity.

manipulate energy?
i don't know, that totally sounds like an awesome superhero ability to me!
like stealing the electricity from all around you and blasting the bad guys with it!
pewpew bzzzzzzt!

but if you're not one of the fighters, what do you do over there?

I'm afraid only video games have bad guys. Real life only has people.

I try to do whatever they need! I'm terrible with paperwork, but I've run a few afternoon courses in this and that -- done a touch of landscaping, served lunch....

afternoon courses?
you mean like a school?
what sort of thing do you teach?

More like a club! There was a basic electronics one last year, and I helped a young woman brush up on her Russian.

electronics?
really?
software or hardware?

[Oh no. Interest piqued.]

Hardware. You sound interested! Would you like to take a class yourself?

[Hmmmm...]

maybe...
i'm more of a software dude myself.
or i really like learning to program?
like a sort of hobby.
i'm not really all that good at it though.

never thought much about the hardware aspect before.
but i think that's mostly because i always associated programming with things like video games.

Oh, well, software is important too! I'm no good at programming myself, although I do enjoy the logic of it.

I'm far more of a hardware person. Cybernetics, that sort of thing.

i mean, they're sort of like a ying and yang right?
can't program without a physical machine to program into and can't make things better unless you understand the way the internal processing works.

hey!
maybe we can come up some cool project ideas or something!
won't lie, it would be kind of cool to figure out how to make those cybernetics function.

Yin and yang is a good way to put it! Maybe we could -- but cybernetics might be something to work up to, programming-wise.

We could start with a robot? Something cute, like a drone!

oh...
oh my god yes...
hell yes.

hell fucking yes.

can we name him R.O.B?

I don't see why not! What does it stand for?

robotic operating buddy
it's an old callback to one of the first traditional robots built for gaming devices over a hundred years ago.

i will also accept johnny 5.

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