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neosapien2020-01-12 09:12 pm
truthchanges) wrote in neosapien2020-01-12 09:12 pm
Entry tags:
- atomic robo: atomic robo,
- fire emblem: nephenee,
- guilty gear: jack-o,
- homestuck: john egbert,
- npc: aya hosada,
- original: coyote,
- original: yeowoo,
- pso: mirys hargrave,
- rwby: weiss schnee,
- rwby: yang xiao long,
- star wars: cal kestis,
- warhammer 40k: magnus sohrab,
- windrose chronicles: andrei vetrov,
- xenoblade: pandoria,
- xenoblade: zeke von genbu
Welcome to the Network! ;video
[ The camera opens onto a somewhat cluttered office. It didn't seem like it was cleaned often, if at all, with several cabinets only half closed, notices and sticky notes pinned about the wall, the window letting in the city lights from outside through shifted, broken blinds. The NSO building was a nice place, but some people had issues with tidyness. And Aya Hosada, the bespectacled woman smiling at the camera, was probably the worst case of it. Hey, she did used to be a programmer. She was used to this.
On her desk was her holokeyboard, a coffee thermos... three of them, actually, strewn papers, and several small, cute statues of anthropomorphized animals. This was basically home for her, though she supposed she could present it better. Ah well. ]
Greetings, everyone! If you're new around here, my name is Aya Hosada, Director of Personnel and Resident Liaison for the Neo Sapien Organization. And this is the Neo Sapien Network! It's a new feature we're going to be putting out from here on, programmed by yours truly~!
[ She's pretty proud of it, giving a wink at the camera before sipping her coffee. ]
Here's how it works; it's essentially a city-wide semi-private intranet. The NSO catalogs nothing, nor do we attach any software for tacking or conservation of data without user consent. It's basically the ultimate "safe" internet for people who don't particularly trust communications networks run by other companies. [ They knew the one she meant. ]
You can do test posts, voice posts, video posts, holo posts, you name it! Think of it like a social media service with, like, actual free speech. Try it out!
Let's see... [ Aya adjusts her glasses, taking another sip of her coffee and going over some other notes ]
Alright, a big special thanks to everyone who attended the fundraising gala. I know they can be a bit of a... hard pill to swallow, sometimes, but it's really important we keep up impressions! And look, Dr. Annan didn't get into a fist-fight this time with some rich heckler! Be sure to congratulate him when you see him next~! [ Aya giggled, winking again ]
Also, NSO efforts to restore power in the Parish were successful, and the shelter directors there send their regards. I won't name names, or call anyone out on a public post like this, but you know who you are when I say thank you, from the deepest place in my heart. You're the good we work for in this world, in action. Again, thank you...
... Although, I do fear I have to report that Yakashbah's stunt in Arcadia has lead to a lot of arrests and spiked security. Please be careful out there, okay?
[ Aya let out a heavy sigh, her expression drooping for a moment before picking up another sheet of pepper, pepping up once she saw what it was. ]
Oh! Also, the roommate assignments for this year are out, so be sure to check the roster postings at the nearest terminal to know who your new roomie is! The roommate program is Dr. Annan's way of helping us all socialize a little more, in an otherwise kinda hostile world, so hopefully you manage to make a new friend! Let's see, who did everyone get... [ She sips her coffee, going over the list until her eyes go wide and she spits out a bit of her drink, immediately reaching for a terminal beside her. ]
Um! Dr. Annan! This is Ms. Hosada, and I just saw the roommate roster, and I noticed my name was on it despite explicitly not volunteering [ said through her teeth ] Could you please explain?!
[ There was a long silence on the other end, leaving Aya looking progressively more nervous until Dr. Annan's familiar chuckled came through over the voice channel, before calmly saying...
"Your congratulations, Ms. Hosada, are graciously accepted. Thank you."
Aya's hand slowly drew back and she slumped in her desk some. ]
Oh boy... Welcome to the network, everyone.
[ Another dramatic sigh from Aya before she reached to shut the video off. ]
On her desk was her holokeyboard, a coffee thermos... three of them, actually, strewn papers, and several small, cute statues of anthropomorphized animals. This was basically home for her, though she supposed she could present it better. Ah well. ]
Greetings, everyone! If you're new around here, my name is Aya Hosada, Director of Personnel and Resident Liaison for the Neo Sapien Organization. And this is the Neo Sapien Network! It's a new feature we're going to be putting out from here on, programmed by yours truly~!
[ She's pretty proud of it, giving a wink at the camera before sipping her coffee. ]
Here's how it works; it's essentially a city-wide semi-private intranet. The NSO catalogs nothing, nor do we attach any software for tacking or conservation of data without user consent. It's basically the ultimate "safe" internet for people who don't particularly trust communications networks run by other companies. [ They knew the one she meant. ]
You can do test posts, voice posts, video posts, holo posts, you name it! Think of it like a social media service with, like, actual free speech. Try it out!
Let's see... [ Aya adjusts her glasses, taking another sip of her coffee and going over some other notes ]
Alright, a big special thanks to everyone who attended the fundraising gala. I know they can be a bit of a... hard pill to swallow, sometimes, but it's really important we keep up impressions! And look, Dr. Annan didn't get into a fist-fight this time with some rich heckler! Be sure to congratulate him when you see him next~! [ Aya giggled, winking again ]
Also, NSO efforts to restore power in the Parish were successful, and the shelter directors there send their regards. I won't name names, or call anyone out on a public post like this, but you know who you are when I say thank you, from the deepest place in my heart. You're the good we work for in this world, in action. Again, thank you...
... Although, I do fear I have to report that Yakashbah's stunt in Arcadia has lead to a lot of arrests and spiked security. Please be careful out there, okay?
[ Aya let out a heavy sigh, her expression drooping for a moment before picking up another sheet of pepper, pepping up once she saw what it was. ]
Oh! Also, the roommate assignments for this year are out, so be sure to check the roster postings at the nearest terminal to know who your new roomie is! The roommate program is Dr. Annan's way of helping us all socialize a little more, in an otherwise kinda hostile world, so hopefully you manage to make a new friend! Let's see, who did everyone get... [ She sips her coffee, going over the list until her eyes go wide and she spits out a bit of her drink, immediately reaching for a terminal beside her. ]
Um! Dr. Annan! This is Ms. Hosada, and I just saw the roommate roster, and I noticed my name was on it despite explicitly not volunteering [ said through her teeth ] Could you please explain?!
[ There was a long silence on the other end, leaving Aya looking progressively more nervous until Dr. Annan's familiar chuckled came through over the voice channel, before calmly saying...
"Your congratulations, Ms. Hosada, are graciously accepted. Thank you."
Aya's hand slowly drew back and she slumped in her desk some. ]
Oh boy... Welcome to the network, everyone.
[ Another dramatic sigh from Aya before she reached to shut the video off. ]
OOC: Welcome to the game! The network and log comms are now both open to be freely posted in, but feel free to use this post as a network mingle if you like! There will be a sub-header for threads specifically for Aya, if you want them, but otherwise feel free to make your own top level comments and respond to others!
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and here i thought that maybe you just took a pic of it with your phone or something already and copied it that way.
you sure fooled me!
i thought you actually did all that already!
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what an admirable trait.
well, if no pics i suppose we should figure out how we'll get this done.
oh!
i know!
maybe i can print it out myself and mail it over to you!
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do you really think people don't write things anymore?
i mean, i know it's an outdated and slow as heck form of delivery but i'm pretty sure shipping services exist.
or else how heck do you get stuff delivered to you?
pretty sure we don't have the ability to magically make objects apperate into our houses out of no where.
not yet at least.
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why wouldn't someone send it out?
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what have envelopes ever done to you?
did they cause some tragic backstory to turn you to the brooding anti-hero you are today?
or is it like ghostbusters where there are some unknown natural laws where the envelopes can't merge together?
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(Also am I really a brooding anti-hero in your eyes? Because so few people GET that!)
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i bet you have the deepest backstory.
okay.
how about this.
how about you give me some money and i will personally print it out and get it framed and then just ship the entire certificate to you?
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it says it right there.
although if you want me to write you up an edgy backstory i can do that for you too i guess.
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also, way to turn something stupid into something sad.
maybe i should make your backstory badass in a different way than you would expect... just to keep you on your toes.
okay.
we're doing this.
we're making this happen.
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all right then!
i'll charge for the picture frame and shipping of course, but how much money are you willing to commission into this fanfiction of yourself?
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No, the Zekeinator doesn't play those games. What's a good going rate these days anyway? Never commissioned writing before.
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then maybe i'd know what the average price range would be for this sort of thing.
let's say maybe... twenty bucks?
does that sound all right for a fake official backstory?
and then ten bucks for the frame and shipping?
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just send me your e-mail so i can send the story, your address for the shipment, and your credit card number with the expiration date and the ccv number so that i can set up the transaction. :)
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[Because Zeke went out and got one of those pre-paid credit cards. He's Zeke von Chaos, not Zeke von Stupid!]